She told me today that she meant ammonia. She has no idea what the parts of her filters are, what the cycle is or ANYTHING. She said that a man at some petstore told her to buy 10 feeders and put them in the tank and to replace them as they die off and when no more die, the tank is "ready for fish".

......................... Goldfish aren't fish? FISH is in the name: goldFISH! I tried to tell her about the cycle and that she could do it without fish and she thought that a fishless cycle was something you bought to put in the tank.
She thinks that goldfish only live for a few months. I showed her how big Lloyd is with my hands and told her that he's almost 3 years old.
I tried to help her and she got mean with me and didn't want to listen because, apparently, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Sorry about my little rant, but GRRR!!!!!