This evening we noticed that he had a bit of white fuzz and was fairly lethargic, so on the parental unit's recommendation we added about half a teaspoon of kosher salt to the new water when we changed it.
About half an hour later he was dead.
I was offering to her to drop her by PetCo to buy her a one-or-two gallon tank for next time, and she just said "And if there isn't a next time?"
This on the same day that we've lost one of my mother's two remaining angelfish!