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Now we want to see pics of this unique Driftwood.
Ask and you shall recieve, except I don't think that its all that unique, but it just prefered the top of the water.

But there was no getting a clear shot as my goldfish are firm believers that the camera shoots out food!!!
Here we are,
Lets see, we have "Lucky" (remember Fed-X fish, no water in bag) and "Steve",

Now we have "Spanky", "Muffin", and "Steve" again,

We now have "Day Zee", "Sammy", "Ava", and "Bubba" way down at the bottom

Same fish, different places.

And that my friends, is how you sink an unsinkable piece of driftwood!